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Tuesday, 1 December 2015

Now Playing: a letter from the government

Department of Homeland Security

U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services

December 1, 2015

Re: form N-400

Dear Mr. Jesus,

USCIS, upon a careful review of all documents pertaining to your application for immigration, must inform you that you have not provided sufficient evidence that you are a proven Christian and that your application has been denied on that basis. Furthermore, your activities on behalf of people who have expressed hostility toward Roman occupation make it imperative that we exercise extreme caution in regard to your case. Crucifixion, though condemned by international law, does not warrant our government to allow those threatened by it to enter the U.S. at this time.  

Posted by james-hazard at 2:51 PM PST
Updated: Tuesday, 1 December 2015 2:53 PM PST

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